When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
by Lupegirl July 8, 2011
Get the Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS)mug. by 2rella December 4, 2022
Get the Fabmug. by diddley doodle December 17, 2023
Get the Fabmug. Paul: “Hey bro don’t you just love FAB’s.”
Jerome: “My dear friend Paul I don’t know what a FAB is?”
Paul: “Oh silly Jerome a FAB is a Fat Asian Baby of course.”
Jerome: “My dear friend Paul I don’t know what a FAB is?”
Paul: “Oh silly Jerome a FAB is a Fat Asian Baby of course.”
by FAB enthusiast July 14, 2020
Get the FABmug. by Poppypro March 15, 2019
Get the FABmug. Acronym; Fresh Air Bowel Syndrome
When you go camping/get out of the urban air you're used to, and get some forest air and you get diarrhea or constipated.
When you go camping/get out of the urban air you're used to, and get some forest air and you get diarrhea or constipated.
by Bryron2 July 30, 2010
Get the FABSmug. 