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Danger Dann

A fat wank or masterbate in the back of your parents car whilst they are driving along, under a duvet. Normally carried out on the return trip of a holiday.
I had a danger dann on the way back from Scotland.
by BigTomDann November 14, 2016
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Danger sheep

The classic game of dressing up as a sheep and running around Wales, last player to be molested wins!
Man I was rather sore after last weeks game of danger sheep, but I’ll be ready for tomorrow
by Seabert May 30, 2018
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Danger Music

Music based on the idea that some music could cause physical harm. Extremely unpleasant noises are the norm, with side effects of listening include: deafness, physical injury, possible death.
Most danger music live shows get cancelled before they begin, same reason as you won't organize a public massacre. Otherwise, attendees need to sign before entering so the musician can't be sued.
Listening guidelines:
Don't. Unless you regularly enjoy YouTube earrape and/or extratone, on a daily basis, of which you may have a chance of survival.
Guy: I found out this genre called Danger Music! Let's listen!
1 minute later, he was found dead in his room with severe bleeding from his ears, which were damaged. Several police personnel were deafened due to the danger music playing from the computer. Body sent for autopsy.
by A dying goat September 3, 2019
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Danger Ride

(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."
I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.
by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017
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danger breeze

The feeling of terror males get when they feel a chill in the genitalia region, believing it to be because their 'fly' (button or zip) is undone.
'Woah man! Had a danger breeze then! Could have sworn my pride was out in the open'
by Greg the Dinosaur August 14, 2012
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Danger Dipping

Dipping your dick into a girl's vagina when you're about to cum.
David: Hey man have you tried danger dipping yet?
Robert: Nah bro, I can't risk getting my girl pregnant again.
by CrypticReich January 27, 2020
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Danger zone

Women between 27 and 35 who are on the cusp of being forever unmarried. At this she's just trying to settle down and get married before her assets start depreciating. She doesn't want to be leftovers after 35.
Kevin Samuels: women if you are between the ages 27 and 35 you are in the danger zone. You should be laser focused on what are expectations are.

Any unmarried women over 35 who is obsessed with their success.
by Ganja jesus May 7, 2022
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