Stealth Navy

(n.) 1. A color of clothing which appears black in your bedroom but navy blue in daylight or fluorescent light. Embarrassing when attempting to match other articles of clothing to it, only to discover once you are in public that it is not actually black.

"Oh, man, I thought my skirt was black but it's really stealth navy."

by mydinosaurlife January 20, 2010

Stealth Superman

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy

Oh shit bro! You see me stealth superman that bitch! *High five*

by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016

Pod Stealthing

When your making with someone and you sneak a tide pod into their slightly opened mouth

I need to stop pod stealthing, this is the third guy who I sent to the hospital this week.

by Basketball game tomorrow January 28, 2018

Stealth trousers

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.

Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

stealth bus

A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.

It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!

by Urban_observer December 23, 2011

Stealth Grope

The act of brushing up a sexual part of a person as you walk by.

Dude, I totally just stealth groped that chick!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Stealth Missue

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.

John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!

by Chocoboi March 22, 2020