Queef

A gust of expelled air from a burds minge causing a lip ripplin fanny fart !!!

I blew up Avril's chuff (didn't realise it could kill her) Then laughed for everytime she Queefed as I poked her belly !!!!!

by Dean McCluskey April 01, 2003

Queef

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

by Sam March 12, 2005

Queef

To flatulate a juicy and rapid sound out of one's vaginal canal.

I queefed on Junior's nose three times during an oral session.

by Linny August 27, 2003

Queef

You did well son! Filled her up until she expelled!

Long dong in and out fast enuf to keep somw air in it!

by Dickey Doo June 18, 2003

queef

Very wet pussy fart

when I pulled out, she queefed on my dick

by Jimmy September 17, 2003

queef

queef-noun- A female that has expelled gaseous contents from her pussy. The gas is very flamable. Its oderless and colorless and if you ever come into contact with it that means that u have fucked her lights out

Sheena said i did a good job last night as she queefed her cunt out.

by Curious Johnny January 09, 2004

QUEEF

one who is a huge pussy. a very weak, scared, pathetic individual. a soccer player who fakes injury to gain a call from the offical

that fucking Andrew is such a queef.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.

by pete paverton December 13, 2007