how much a girl's ass jiggles when you slap it.
when it doesn't jiggle it can either be not sexy or sexy depending on the guy
when it does jiggle a little that is really sexy and alotta guys like it.
when it jiggles too much thats just......
when it doesn't jiggle it can either be not sexy or sexy depending on the guy
when it does jiggle a little that is really sexy and alotta guys like it.
when it jiggles too much thats just......
dude 1: oh dude i slapped my girl's ass and it didn't jiggle at all. she had a low jiggle factor.
dude 2:is that good or bad?
dude 1: i say its bad! i want that ass to jiggle.
dude2:
dude 2:is that good or bad?
dude 1: i say its bad! i want that ass to jiggle.
dude2:
by tmobileman March 13, 2011
Get the jiggle factormug. Q. Even as a little girl, you’re starting to figure out this is not -- This doesn’t feel right, right?
A. Uh-huh.
Q. There’s sort of an “ick-factor” to it?
A. Right.
A. Uh-huh.
Q. There’s sort of an “ick-factor” to it?
A. Right.
by awcourtreporter January 27, 2010
Get the ick-factormug. Crisp Factor refers to the crisp texture or flavor of foods with high water content. The crisp factor scale goes from 1 to zero, not including zero. The closer to zero, the greater the crispness.
The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.
There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.
Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.
It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.
The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.
There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.
Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.
It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.
T-Bone: This strawberry-lemonade is crisp and refreshing!
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.
by itsbusted September 14, 2014
Get the Crisp Factormug. The increased or decreased number of residents sitting out side or on their homes porch in the evening hours on warm temped nights, to indicate a correlation of higher or lower level of criminal activity based on the theory that the more people present in a given area and the increase of warmer weather, also the chances for interaction with others increased thus the possibility of criminal activity or accidental injury, increases.
I believe there will be a lot of people getting injured tonight because it looks like the Porch Factor is up.
by SMBLAIR May 6, 2015
Get the porch factormug. The measure of attractiveness of a female. A negative number demotes the recoliation of the testicles into the body cavity.
by Matt, John, Andrew May 13, 2005
Get the elongation factorsmug. Son: Good God, dad! Your new girlfriend looks like a monkey's ass!
Dad: Son, that's a definite lawl factor. Now go to your room.
Dad: Son, that's a definite lawl factor. Now go to your room.
by LawlFactorLOLOL October 27, 2010
Get the Lawl Factormug. The amount produced as well as the speed in which hits the females uterus and/or face. It could also be determined how long a person could hold there orgasm.
by LittleBlackDucks February 13, 2017
Get the cum factormug.