Technologytard

One who is slow or lagging in the use or understanding of any/all electronic devices. Devices include but are not limited to; computers (especially internet & e-mail), camcorders, cameras, portable GPS, DVRs, DVD players and remote controls.

A portable GPS unit would be the perfect gift for most people, except for my technologytarded mom who can barely figure out how to use e-mail.

by bem31 December 28, 2007

Tiffany Technology

n; a woman who is constantly talking or texting on her phone while in the company of peers in which she is supposed to be social with.

Roxanne: (texting non stop)

Phil: Hey Tiffany Technology, take a break

Charles: Seriously

Roxanne :(smiles and continues to text while still looking at her screen)

by Peter Godios March 22, 2008

Antipolice technology

A branch of science that studies how to and tries to invent technology that will foil law enforcement.Studied by organized crime and some criminals.Inventer by a few academics who think the police take away too many of our freedoms and studied over a computer or from an expert in the field.

What do you think about antipolice technology?

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

Wentworth Institute Of Technology

A school in Boston that tries almost too hard to be like MIT, which is across the Charles in Cambridge. The name was chosen with the hopes that people would accidentally misread "WIT" as "MIT" and apply.

Me "I go to an institute of technology down in Boston"

Other "oh, is it MIT?"

"no, wentworth institute of technology"

Other: "oh..."

by Sammylolo November 21, 2011

Carver Center for the Arts and Technology

Acronym- Crappy Artworks Run Violently Eager to Rule earth.
A Baltimore School with thirteen primes and artsy fartsy problems. Insanity diffuses from the Detention Center, affecting the minds of these teenagers. The most unpopular prime is definitely business, figures.

If you want to pursue art, I guess Carver Center for the Arts and Technology is for you.
AP Studio kid- Hey guys, I'm gonna paint the entire school purple! We can turn it into one huge lounge!
Visual Arts Gang- Yay! Lets do bad things with our pallet knives and paint pussies everywhere!
Cosmotology Girls- Let's make our own salon!

by strickenuptosomething February 22, 2008

Western Tech (Western School of Technology and Environmental Science)

A high school located in Baltimore County. A magnet schook, it has various focus programs based on the individual student's preference. But a magnet must be chosen before the student enrolls. You must also apply.

A side note: Basically run by its non-existent princpial Richard Jester, seeing as how I've only seen the man 7 times since 2006 (My freshman year). Ran by the Class of 2010. All other graduating classes bow to us. As simple as that.

"Yo, where you go to school at?"

"Western Tech a.k.a 2010's chill spot."

"O yea, I heard that yall run dat school."

"Damn straight nigga...Western Tech (Western School of Technology and Environmental Science)"

by How I rock September 30, 2008

technologies

First coined by young ingenue Judy Alexander, "Technologies" is a term for any kind of awkward social interactions/dynamics. It can be used as either an adjective or a noun.

Yeah, she was my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend and I guess I was wearing these shoes that she left at his house a long time ago, so it was total technologies.

Or:

Don't listen to those girls and what they say about you, they don't know anything, it's just technologies.

by Jules the Astonishing May 19, 2004