tapped

Having an extremely large penis.

Holy Shit! Did you see that guy's schlong?
Man is he ever tapped!

by CHEVRON 666 January 6, 2009

Turd Tapper

Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.

Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!

by Rodney1 December 19, 2016

Tapped

Tapped meaning Nothing Left or No reason for it
Another form of Tapped is in a sexual form.

"This Place Is tapped"
"Ha Ha I tapped That Last Night Dude"

by Wolf125 December 26, 2007

Tappin' dat ass

When a male go's to work on a very attractive female which is also known as tappin' dat ass. Many highschool students use this in their dictionary to seem cool to their peers.

1: Yo i was Tappin that ass all night she went to work on last night son.

2: James you still Tappin' dat ass?

by faithoftheworld123 July 23, 2012

tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.

Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!

by Leif June 10, 2006

Tapping the ash

The act of wiggling ones ass,whilst dropping a log,to knock off the cocktail sausage sized piece of shit clinging on for dear life to the asshole hairs

Are you going to be much longer your grace?

No father,im just tapping the ash

by shitty Nico November 18, 2004

Tappahannock Tea Party

An extremely complicated and thorough procedure which is generally used for entertainment purposes in Virginia. First, one (male) shaves his anal and grundle hairs into a glass of hot, steaming water. The perp then takes said glass, throws it in the face of a woman, preferably a hooker, which temporarily blinds her. As she is screaming in pain, covered in pube shavings, the glass must be broken on her head. The resulting mixture of trimmings, blood, spit, and broken spirit is "Tappahannock Tea".

Ryzza: Is she from out of town?

Teesge: Yea I think so. She's pretty cute.

Ryzza: Lets get the van and give her a Tappahannock Tea Party under the bridge.

Teesge: Let me finish my Zima.

by Binkieman777 October 10, 2007