taint potato

Come on Cletus it's time to harvest the taint potatoes!
by stankhouse March 18, 2011
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taint slam

That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her
by Zbuckley May 04, 2007
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Taint

The taint in relation to the human anatomy is the sensitive stretch of skin in between a males genitals and his anus.
In reference to a woman a taint is the stretch of skin in between the base of the Vagina and the anus
Damn Tristan don't blow a Taint.
by A Goocher April 06, 2015
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Taint stank

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.
DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."
by GAActor June 07, 2010
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taint snapper

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.
Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007
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Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!
by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 11, 2014
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Taint Turner

A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.
Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.
by Rimmy Jimmy March 03, 2014
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