tafted

to taft; to outdo, best, or somehow surpass (particularly in a hilarious way); to perform a superlative act of one-upmanship.

NB: Tafting often happens in threes, since Taft was the only President to have served in all three branches of government. To taft is also used only to describe substantial or hyperbolic events, since Taft himself was famously obese.

She took my money, she took my dog, and now she's dating my sister! I've been Tafted.

by goobermandis August 21, 2010

tater-tattys

meaning boobs or ta-tas in which have been covered by mashed potatoes.

Stacey is the one and only tater-tattys

by SaraMarie April 21, 2006

pulling taffy

The act of pulling on a scrotum which has similar properties to that of taffy.

She reached down for his balls and tugged but her fingers cringed, she was pulling taffy.

by SmellsLikeGarbargeInHere March 20, 2018

Tasty Snacks

Pouring cocaine on your balls and letting someone snort it off.

I'm gonna let that girl get some tasty snacks tonight!

by Michael Elder April 1, 2009

tasty

a synonym for snack, or any sort of good food or drink

yo dawg you got any tasties?

by faisal khan February 12, 2004

Tanty

Pronounced: TAN - TEE.

Verb - Condensed version of 'Tantrum'

"we'd better not dent the work vehicle again, last time the boss threw a massive tanty"

by Okzident January 6, 2010

taffy dick

when the penis is in a semi-flacid state, not unlike taffy

Colin got taffy dick that bitch said!

by jesse mckinney October 25, 2003