Sylvania

Sylvania is right outside of the shithole city of Toledo, OH. It is mostly upperclass bitches who think they are better than everyone else. If you do not grow up in Sylvania wearing brand name clothes, you will probably never fit in. They have some of the biggest drug abusing, drunk, and slutty high schoolers around. Sylvania is an amazing place to party though, most parents usually supply their kids alcohol. If you are not a preppy white rich kid, you mind as well move on with your life. Sylvania is pretty much Mean Girls, except everyone is a "plastic". It's a very pretty city to look at, and people say they love it. But mostly the kids mooch off their parents for everything and the parents are totally naive of the terrible things the kids are doing. They somehow manage to have a good education system, but most of the sports suck. If you are thinking about transferring your kids from any other district while they are in jr high or high school, DON'T! They will come out hating their life with no friends. Sylvania kids do not adapt well to change. If you want to raise a family here, just be prepared for your children to either be A) total outcasts or B) slutty drug abusing drunks.

Mom can I have a party this weekend?

Sure what kind of alcohol would you like?

Man I can't wait to party in Sylvania, they have all the best weed and liquor around!

by bonjourbabyy November 4, 2011

sylvan

someone with a huge penis

Maltese sylvans are beautiful.

by baa baa black sheep have you any wool January 27, 2007

world salvation

A destination in which many religions are trying to reach; each religion on its own path. Although seemingly impossible, in concerted effort and belief that we are all truly brothers and sisters, we can at least balance with what is preventing it.

"One World, One Family."

Whichever religion you are in, we are all on different paths but going to the same destination, world salvation.

by lewdev April 14, 2008

Salval

An incredibly stupid shortened form of "Salvation Army," despite the fact that there is no second "L" in "Salvation Army."

Hey, I just bought this really great Bambi lawn ornament at Salval for only fifty cents!

by banjo edison March 27, 2011

salvatori

Salvatori A.K.A "Tori" Is a name. It originates most commonly from Croatia. Someone who has this name most commonly strings words together like "Plumbum" "Manyak" or "Ballsack Noodles". The term salvatori is usually used to describe unsocial ugly males.

"That boy is such a salvatori"

by WOODCHOPPER <3 October 13, 2014

Sylvannah

Sylvannah are the hottest sexiest gorgeous bitches alive in this world. They are iconic and everyone should be scared of them. If u dont like sylvannahs then go away :)

"Omg whos that amazing hot sexy gorgeous beautiful amazing girl"
"Thats just a Sylvannah"

by basicglitteryhoe5099505050 July 29, 2021

Sylvan

sylvan, one of the best people you’ll ever meet and they will always be by your side. they don’t like to show weakness or talk about feelings, but when they do it means their comfortable. if you have a sylvan in your life, keep them forever.

is your name sylvan? because your one of the best people i’ve ever met

by soaosjsjshebdh November 22, 2021