steam-roller

n. something that crushes bikes, cats, small children, and grannies.

Sumbody: what happen tu yar kitty cat?
Guy: it got crushed by the steamroller.

by Ken R. November 22, 2004

Steam Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the shower. The heated shower water creates an eerie mist (steam) hence creating a perfect camouflage for the act.

This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.

My mum caught me having a steam dog.

a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.

by noodleluca February 23, 2011

steamed hams

Albany, NY slang for grilled hamburgers

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
- Yes! It's a regional dialect!

by lovkal April 13, 2020

steaming mad

Extremely pissed

I was steaming mad

by Rwilliams October 4, 2013

Giving the Steam

1. absolutely destroying someone in a video game to the point to where it's just embarrassing for the person being destroyed

2.sex, doesn't matter how as long as it's sex

1.You sure you want to go against me in Call of Duty? I'll be giving the steam

2. So I went to go see my girl the other night and I gave her the steam.

by berserker blabbermouth January 18, 2017

Steamed Clam

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005

Steaming Tom

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.

Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!

by doomsDave October 10, 2008