ullswater steamer

A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad

by jizzytissues July 1, 2018

Sutton steamer

Sutton steamer is similar in meaning to the cleavland steamer only performed by the people of sutton in the isle.

John told me he gave her the old sutton steamer on their first date.

by Meetpetethemeat September 30, 2018

wasabi steamer

The Wasabi Steamer is a close-cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, but with a specific location and additional act. The Wasabi Steamer must be performed in a sushi bar. There must also be a generous application of wasabi paste directly to the anus of the performer prior to laying down the steamer.

When you visit Japan don't expect to see many Wasabi Steamers. They are reserved for very special occasions.

by DaisyGalaxies February 25, 2021

OCD Steamer

When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.

That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!

by TPF_Benny April 25, 2010

The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020

dallas steamer

The act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back.

After a long day at the rodeo, Jim headed home to give his wife a Dallas Steamer.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

Cleaveland Steamer

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

by Our21stzen February 12, 2003