Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

Standima

A word to call people who lay down on the floor instead of going to the gym

Well your standima is showing today

by Fitguy94 March 14, 2023

Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!

Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.

I gave him a standing meal last night

by Gos67 September 12, 2023

Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution

Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real

by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023

standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 2, 2023