Squiss

n. (skwi’ss) A small amount of urine remaining in the urethra after a good piss which if not fully squeezed out, may dribble into one’s underpants. This is also known as leopard spotting.

The unit of measurement for squiss is variable and should be calculated using a sliding scale of the sum of 1mL for every inch of girth plus 1mL for every inch of length, or x = 1mL(g) + 1mL(l). Exceed these parameters and squiss ceases to be squiss and you’ve actually just pissed yourself.

Brian: Dude, why you walking so funny?
Spencer: I got squiss running down my leg.
Joe: For you that must be like what, 3 quarts?
Spencer: Damn right.

by TacomaBeags October 17, 2017

Stinky squishy

A stinky squishy is a combination of awesomeness. Be sure to worship mockasunya incase you thought I was going to leave the fockasoon out :D

Hi stinky squishy!

by Punkrck1995 April 19, 2022

Hot Squash

When a man tucks his penis in between a girls bum cheeks when spooning, to warm himself up.

"Roll over love, I fancy a hot squash"

by S Kendray February 3, 2013

Honey bunny boo-boo Millie- Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa

Honey bunny boo-boo Millie- Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa is a term used by obsessive older sisters for their younger sister. To use this term with your younger siblings replace the word Millie with their name. Ex: Honey bunny boo-boo Maxy- Maxy moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa. Be sure to entirely memorize this nickname before considering use.

"You are my Honey bunny boo-boo Millie- Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa!"

by Definitions@123 January 6, 2022

Squiss

A fancy, cutesy way to say a hug, or embrace, like you are getting squished or squeezed. Not to be confused to the insulting word 'squiss', this is a positive term, one that conveys love and affection. Can be done standing up, sitting down or lying down like spooning. One squiss can last anywhere from 1 second to minutes long.

"I want to squiss you"
"I'm feeling a bit blue I could use a nice squiss"

by JIWWY May 29, 2011

delishy squishy

It is when you fill your girls mouth with peanut butter and lube your penis up with jelly. You then stick bread on top and below your penis and face fuck the girl until she throws up onto your cock

Me and that girl I hooked up with last night did some crazy shit. I can't believe she was into PB&J that much. It was the best delishy squishy I ever had

by Kinkalicious Lequan March 5, 2014

Beijing Squash

What you are about to be. (Predictive of a fight.) When someone is about to fight and they are predicting a fight.

Dave, "Ever heard of a Beijing Squash??"
Clint, "No??"
Dave, "You fittin' to be one."

by Bejing Squash February 6, 2015