squirtle squad

a group of girls that think they're the shit, but in fact, they're shit

that squirtle squad was definitely tanking it up tonight at the bar.

by lastniggaonearth October 9, 2010

Squirting

Becky is slaying me with her snatched waist and body! I’m squirting!

I’m squirting omg my crush messaged me!

by Wigtaken November 7, 2017

squirrelnutz

A dirty old farmer from Iowa who cannot keep his damn mouth shut. He often fucks up other's nicks.

See pug

(a small, weak person that talks shit, but never does anything)

stfu squirrelnutz, you fucking talk too much.

by FuQ June 30, 2004

Squirtle

Craft a Papier-mâché turtle shell and make your girlfriend /boo wear it and the make her climax

Todd:Man When i get home i'm gonna give my boo such a squirtle
Laquam

by CoolCat97 June 24, 2015

Squirter

Noun; the device used to change the channel on a television that is formally known as the remote.

Oi, chuck dad the squiter.
That's a nice squirter.
Bought a new squirter and it is incredibly accurate for up to 4 metres.

by Theodore bunderberg October 17, 2020

Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

by hotassnigga123 August 23, 2011

hurtin for a squirtin

one who has diarrhea who must relieve themself

Man, dude, I ate taco bell last night and now I'm hurtin for a squirtin!

by luigi1111111 May 15, 2018