When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011
Get the squirt squirrelmug. When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
Get the squirting snakemug. Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
Get the monkey squirtsmug. dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.
"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."
by Careble rowehoe June 25, 2018
Get the dwarf squirtmug. Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted
by Vanilla.skys@hotmail.com October 16, 2008
Get the Jizzum Squirtmug. by Pu$$yFuck3r420 May 1, 2019
Get the Creamy Squirtmug. by Fuck2013 January 11, 2021
Get the Hershey squirtsmug.