A fuzzy woodland creature that happens to be horny all the time, so watch out if you happen to pass by one while you're alone. These horny bastards don't descriminate against gender, so everyone has to keep an eye out. Oh, and in other cultures their other name is "Alex"
-Dude, I need to go take a piss
-Hurry up man, oh, and watch out for those squirrels
-You mean an 'Alex'?
-Hurry up man, oh, and watch out for those squirrels
-You mean an 'Alex'?
by Nattie Nightmare August 15, 2008
Get the Squirrel mug.1. A bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts. (noun)
2. A girl who is searching for "nuts". (noun)
3. Hyper, excited. (adjective)
2. A girl who is searching for "nuts". (noun)
3. Hyper, excited. (adjective)
1. That damn squirrel ran right out in front of my car!
2. Dude, how did he get a squirrel like that chasing after him?!
3. She is way too squirrelly right now.
2. Dude, how did he get a squirrel like that chasing after him?!
3. She is way too squirrelly right now.
by rachroxy December 29, 2007
Get the Squirrel mug.Anyone on welfare, begging for money, or otherwise living off of others in the same way forest squirrels look for a handout on popular hiking trails. Someone looking for a "free nut". A parasite. Usually black people, but can also be white trash and some Latinos. Asian squirrels are almost non-existent.
Person #1: "I heard the government is offering a new food stamps program starting tomorrow."
Person #2: "Yeah. I bet the squirrels will be lined up around the corner for that."
Person #2: "Yeah. I bet the squirrels will be lined up around the corner for that."
by mesatron October 29, 2014
Get the Squirrel mug.1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.
2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...
2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
by Ryan Browne July 23, 2008
Get the Squirrel mug.To act shifty, shady; to act like a squirrel; to be mischievous in one's actions. Similar to someone's actions if they resemble a squirrel narrowly avoiding being run over by a car (jump in the air, twisting, full body evasion).
"He squirrelled his way into our board game night!"
"She was acting squirrely the other night"
"To squirrel or not to squirrel out of this event, that is the question."
"She was acting squirrely the other night"
"To squirrel or not to squirrel out of this event, that is the question."
by SquirrelTalk December 21, 2016
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Get the Squirrel mug.Little fury creatures who plan to take over the world, will attack you visously if you possess peanut butter
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