Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.

“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)

by Jimbo Baggins May 6, 2023

Item Smuggling

A tactic in Mario Kart, in which a player purposefully enters a lower position in order to obtain better items, followed by the player taking said items into higher positions in order to use them where they shouldn't, and wouldn't, normally be able to.

"Why is Mankalor in ninth?"
"Watch yourself. He's probably Item Smuggling."

by TubbyFatFrick August 11, 2023

Jesus Smuggling

Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

muffin smuggling

When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.

Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”

by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024

Skin Smuggling

When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.

Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.

by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024

attribute smuggling

An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.

"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."

by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025

National Cuddling & Snuggling Month

The month of Snuggling and Cuddling is November! Feel free to give snuggles and cuddles to anyone within that month! They will always cuddle back!

Person-1 - *Cuddles Person-2*
Person-2 - "Is it because it is National Cuddling Month?"
Person-1 - "No it's just because I wanted to."
Person-2 - "owo"
Person-1 - "You don't need National Cuddling & Snuggling Month to cuddle, you can do it anytime!"

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by hrony July 9, 2021