Squeeze & Savor

To arouse oneself in the garage or woodshed to the tune of a 10 cd box set of nudie pics

"that guy really knows how to squeeze and savor"

by greggles January 11, 2004

Squeez bags

Female breasts, boobs, tits.

Let me see those squeez bags!

by YGT March 9, 2005

Squeezing the Custard

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.

After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

squeezure

A squeezure is the literal combination of a squee and a seizure. It usually happens when a fangirl witnesses something that she really, really likes, and consists of uncontrollable shaking, squeeing, and perhaps drooling. If you witness a fangirl displaying these behaviors, do not panic, she is just happy.

*Dramatic scene in anime plays*

Fangirl: *falls down, squeeing, shaking, and drooling uncontrollably*

Boy: Oh my god, Is that girl okay?

Other fangirl: Yes, she's just having a squeezure.

by Luikana April 2, 2009

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Midnight squeeze

When a person masturbates in a forest at night. Usually done in order to increase the strength of orgasm and arousal because of the heightened senses gained from being in a low light and possibly dangerous environment.

I went for a midnight squeeze last night, it was awsome.

by Travis Nielsen October 16, 2008

lemonade squeeze

When you are giving anal to a person and you pee inside of their asshole and they squeeze it out like a creampie.

Hey what are you doing
I'm going to give you a lemonade squeeze
EWW!!

by XxxCRON619xxX March 6, 2009