Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it

Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?

by Bigboi2312 November 07, 2019

Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically

Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.

by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019

Squash and blanc

Squash and blanc can either be used as a name or as a verb

Squash and blanc
As a Name
- "(*DEEP VOICE*) OMG BLANC SUQASH IS COMING"

as Verb
- "are you blancing?" "yes im squashing the blanc"

- "Hey, are we going to squash today?" "hell yhea *DEEP VOICE* SQUASH BLANC"

by errxr. March 03, 2019

Drop some squash

Slang/vulgar way of saying the action of defecation aka, “going poop”.

“Hey Brett you seen a bathroom anywhere? I gotta drop some squash ASAP.”
Also used as an adjective,
“Hold on a second, I’m dropping some squash!

by Major Monkey May 21, 2023

Water squash

When you and your bro get in the shower together and consummate your relationship by taking part in consensual sexual relations.

“Damn bro I heard Austen and Reis finally hit that water squash together”

by Chantix69 October 30, 2021

Pussy Squash

When a female does does a Tea Bag.

My girl friend got back at me with a pussy squash after I tea bagger.

by bubbles009 September 20, 2013

hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

by hobblesquaher March 13, 2023