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chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.
by the chofessional March 4, 2010
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Squish bug

The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap
I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.
by Squishbuglover August 17, 2015
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Squish

A squish is a "platonic crush" of sorts that is often experienced by aromantic individuals though alloromantics can get squishes,too .

Essentially,a squish is a feeling of intense admiration,respect, and almost familial love that's similar to a crush,but just minus the romantic/sexual parts of a crush.It often comes as a feeling of, "You're such a great person!I want to be your best bud forever."

Sometimes,people will become queer-platonic partners with their squish - this is often quite a nice arrangement for the person,as they can have a deep relationship with their squish that isn't inherently romantic.
Person 1 : Man,can you believe Winter has a squish on them?

Person 2: Really?Man, I can't wait until they become qpps!
by the youngest of doggos March 23, 2017
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Keyhole squish

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.
That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish
by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017
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street squish

i got down with some street squish last night!
by The Dango February 11, 2012
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squish hug

A hug where the female purposely tries to squeeze her breasts against the male's chest (or back if the hug is from behind)

see also: bosom hug, boobie hug
She gave such him a good squish hug that by the time she stepped away he had a huge boner.
by aznravinrobin December 28, 2005
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Squish Bug

someone/something who apparently talks shit without you knowing about it.
yo check it you over here talking shit like a squish bug.
by GuessWhatThisDick August 24, 2011
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