The name of a squat currently located in south London. The name is derived from a combination of the words 'squat' and 'Hollyoaks,' (a popular UK soap opera). Home to twelve of the Earth's coolest and most physically attractive people, The Guardian newspaper famously deemed Squallyoaks "an epicenter of underground cool."
Last time I went to a party at Squallyoaks I was in a K-hole for the next four days.
No way. Don't they have a pond in their bath?
Yeah. And an impressive collection of chicken carcasses.
No way. Don't they have a pond in their bath?
Yeah. And an impressive collection of chicken carcasses.
by Slutever December 16, 2008
Get the Squallyoaks mug.A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
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Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.
He is a Squat Cobbler.
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Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.
He is a Squat Cobbler.
by Jimmy MacGill June 22, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.A guy whose past is a little tragic, so he became a cold-hearted asshole to everyone, became distant and individually became a loner. Seems to lack the ability to get it with the opposite sex.
Quistis: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen.
Squall: Then go talk to a wall.
Squall: Then go talk to a wall.
by Delf June 23, 2003
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Get the squat party mug.The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.
by yoor January 6, 2008
Get the Squall Melon mug.The condition or quality of being squalid; shameful dirt and filth, sloppy mess. The action of creating trash and mess. Also, unprotected sex, frequently degrading or disgusting in nature.
Found extensively on college campuses, especially in the Greek community. Originated at Northeastern University, where high concentrations of squalor can be found, especially in the Mission Hill area.
Characteristics of a squalorous lifestyle include daydrinking, broiling steak after midnight, polyamory, throwing trash into the street, punching holes in walls, telling complaining neighbors to fuck themselves and having no respect for the well-being of others, generally flouting societal norms and taking no responsibility for one's actions.
A noun, a verb, an adjective, and a way of life.
Found extensively on college campuses, especially in the Greek community. Originated at Northeastern University, where high concentrations of squalor can be found, especially in the Mission Hill area.
Characteristics of a squalorous lifestyle include daydrinking, broiling steak after midnight, polyamory, throwing trash into the street, punching holes in walls, telling complaining neighbors to fuck themselves and having no respect for the well-being of others, generally flouting societal norms and taking no responsibility for one's actions.
A noun, a verb, an adjective, and a way of life.
1."I'm sick of cleaning your fucking beer cans and squalor! Time to pick up the house like a civilized human being!"
2."Don't take her home tonight, I heard she squalored the entire hockey team."
3."How long have I been asleep? Where’s my wallet? Is this maple syrup in my hair? And who emptied all these whiskey bottles? Ugh, squalor always wins."
2."Don't take her home tonight, I heard she squalored the entire hockey team."
3."How long have I been asleep? Where’s my wallet? Is this maple syrup in my hair? And who emptied all these whiskey bottles? Ugh, squalor always wins."
by Hayes346 March 30, 2011
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by Jamie Girl August 20, 2003
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