squintroduction

Refers to a "So-and-So, this is So-and-So" names-stating meeting whereby one or both of said newly-met parties have visibly-suspicious narrowed-eyed reservations regarding da true identity, character, and/or intentions of da other just-been-verbally-acquainted-with-him individual.

If Benedetto had been presented to one or more of his immediate adoptive-family members by using his assumed-identity title of "Prince/Count Andrea Cavalcanti", said meeting would likely have been a squintroduction, as they would have thought that he looked remarkably like their own adopted son!

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

Squant

1. To express annoyance, judgment, or disapproval through a nonverbal gesture or facial expression, often in a subtle or passive-aggressive manner.
2. To silently “tell someone off” without the use of words.

• I walked into the room late, and a few people squanted without saying anything.

• When I brought up the topic again, she gave a quick squant and changed the subject.

by Hammerslice December 11, 2025

Squintant

Something that is so overwhelming that words cannot describe

Kim Jong Un is sending poop ballon to South Korea ? Squintant !

by ZiziChen December 16, 2025

pig squint

The closed-eyed, nose and tongue extended, face made during deep cunnilingus in order to protect one's eyes.

"That gash was so big, loose, and wet I had to do a pig squint just to get to her clit."

by gunner451 August 20, 2006

Marinara Squanto

A spin off of a marinara sanchez. When a man fingers a woman during her period and wipes his bloody fingers across his cheeks, using it as indian war paint.

Person1: Dude i was fingering tammy during her period
Person2: Did you marinara squanto her?
Person1: Yeah, it was sweet she was totally turned on. She gave an indian call too.

by mwbluedevil June 10, 2012

serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 19, 2014

sticky squint

When a guy jerks off with his head on the bed and his back curved so his cock is above his head and blows his load in his eye (sometimes in his mouth or all over his face)

Lastnight i was watching facial porn and really wanted to know what it was like for the girl so i got in position and gave myself a sticky squint

by douchecanoe98 March 1, 2015