Sock Stuffing

To propose to do an activity or announce a thought to be polite, with no actually intention of following through with said activity or actions related to said thought.

"So I told her parents I'd keep my hands to myself and I'd do the dishes...I was completely sock stuffing them"

by 4EvelynRabbit December 8, 2007

hamster stuffing

The sexual act of stuffing the females anus with Russian dwarf hamsters under the influence of Mary Jane. Immediately after this the male punches her in the vagina for maximum pleasure. It's advised that hamster food is inserted into both orifaces before this is initiated

So last night my girlfriend asked why I'd bought so many hamsters from the pet store
I guess she just wasn't ready for that hamster stuffing

by The hamster stuffer January 20, 2015

Squaring

Pooping to the power of two

Me: ALEX! Where were you? I was waiting for you.
Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring

Alex: my stomach hurt a little after all that food 🤷 ♂️

by Bobby 😂 February 12, 2020

booty squatting

Arching your back and sticking out your butt while standing or walking, as you would if you were doing a squat, to make your butt look bigger than it really is. A move frequently performed by models and pornstars with flat butts to fit the current trend of bigger butts.

There are a lot of beautiful girls at this bikini competition, I better do some booty squatting to give myself an edge. big butt, big ass, badonkadonk, pawg, whooty, black girl booty, black girl butt, thong competition

by joecoolthefool January 23, 2015

Squawking Seagull

when laying on a beach you throw sand into a girls vagina

Guy1:"oh dude did you see Tim just give that girl a squawking seagull"

Guy2:"Oh damn i missed it"

by kms0694 April 17, 2009

squalling

verb
1) To act in a manner similar to squall leonhart.
2) To angst, hide away from everyone else, and listen to Linkin Park and/or Evanescence.

"Dude, I wish he would quit squalling and pick up his phone."

by Zell_of_Lincoln July 20, 2008

Stuffing Cotton

For a girl to be on her period.
(coined from using a tampon)

GOD Lindsey is being such a BITCH! I bet she's "Stuffing Cotton"!!

by Ashes B April 13, 2007