A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.
by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006
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1. Dick, cock, pecker, prick
2. Spunk that has been frozen so that a broad can suck it “off” on a hot summer day
2. Spunk that has been frozen so that a broad can suck it “off” on a hot summer day
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
Get the Spunk Sickle mug.The spunk doodle was first invented by Rolf Harris, who discovered the technique after accidentally spilling some ejaculate onto a piece of paper following a wank. The spunk ascertaining to a spunk doodle can be dyed by using natural vegetable dyes or for the more adventuous artists out there, shit. Rolf has master(bat)ed this this technique and is giving a live workshop demonstration at the July 2005 bodily fluids expo. If you are interested in attending please write a letter (sealing the envelope with ejaculate) adressed to
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK
JACKSON BOLLOCK - Post modernistic interpretation, resulting from an uncontrollable ejaculation
WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische
STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count
SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee
ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.
PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape
WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische
STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count
SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee
ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.
PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
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Get the Spunk Monkey mug.When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
Get the spunked mug.Nancy Spungen was a go getter just as any popular star has been known to do. She was beautiful, intellegent and she didn't turn Sid out to "hard core dope" as Sid was already an Speed Freak. she may have introduced him to heroin but she also pushed him to be better than he was. Which was a no talented bass guitarist who regularly made a fool of himself long before Nancy came into his life. Atleast she tried to find him gigsafter THe Sex Pistols broke up because Lord knows that lazy ass Sid didn't try. I love ya Nancy! May you and Sid rest in peace for eternity.
by 80's Peroxide Junkie January 16, 2005
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