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Springer

A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017
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Springer/Sprung

Slang for an erection.

See "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot.
Example of Springer/sprung

Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.

When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.
by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020
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Springer Syndrome

Springer Syndrome is the addiction to dysfunctional television such as Housewives, Jerry Springer and Maury to feel better about themselves and their own lives.
Mom: “OH MY GOSH! I’ve been watching reality Tv all day!”
Me: “Sounds like you have a case of Springer Syndrome”
by Rayne Storm November 28, 2020
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Springerstiefel femme

A springerstiefel femme is a lesbian who is very girlish and feminine, and tends to dress appropriately (skirts, simple patterns, like a dainty hat or something) but, for one reason or another, insists on wearing usually very well maintained combat boots, like Doc Martens with red laces.
"What's up with Natalie? Is she a nazi or something?"
"Nah, she's just springerstiefel femme."
by straitjacketants November 13, 2023
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springertainment

Lowbrow entertainment. Jerry Springer writ large. Watch the episode with the Kung Fu Hillbilly, you'll get the idea.
I'm turning on Jerry Springer, I want some springertainment.
by Frank Symptoms March 18, 2024
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Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.
!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!
by DartDuck November 30, 2024
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Springer

When a man can perform at the drop of a hat and increase size in an incredible way.

When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.
When he fell asleep his Springer ripped thru into full salute.. Sally said that Springer had an extremely looking Soringer
by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025
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