Slampstick

Something unidentifiable but close enough to recognize said object/person.

Is that a slampstick over there?

by Theperson? December 27, 2020

Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.

"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"

by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

Sprampy

Spram-py / 'spram-pē

Adj:

1- Fancy, but in a low-class way

2- A poor person trying to be bougie

Look at Brandon over there, with his sprampy glass of sipping whiskey (when someone sips a shot of Jack Daniels)

by Udo McUdo September 18, 2021

Splimpus

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.

Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.

by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021

shlamping

when you take a shit in a urinal and pee on it to create a sludge and then scoop it up with a 7 eleven slushee cup and try to return it.

the seven eleven employee threw up when joe was shlamping.
joe shlamped 3 times in the past week.

by shlamper300 November 1, 2021

Slamp

A girl or women attempting to manipulate a guy who is interested in them.

Are you attempting to slamp and control me? I like you, but I'm not a simp.

by Abbir December 29, 2021

splapt

The state of someone in the midst of a multiple days long narcotics binge. (mostly meth)

Man i am SPLAPT!

by Brazyjades April 3, 2022