Is that a slampstick over there?
by Theperson? December 27, 2020
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1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.
2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.
2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."
"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021
Get the Slampion mug.Look at Brandon over there, with his sprampy glass of sipping whiskey (when someone sips a shot of Jack Daniels)
by Udo McUdo September 18, 2021
Get the Sprampy mug.A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.
Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.
by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021
Get the Splimpus mug.when you take a shit in a urinal and pee on it to create a sludge and then scoop it up with a 7 eleven slushee cup and try to return it.
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