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Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.
"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"
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Chodie Shearer 

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher
I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

stop, search and kill 

A go-to protocol used by the Minneapolis PD when pulling a black man over.
Maybe this time the family of George Floyd will bring these city-sanctioned practitioners of stop, search and kill to justice.

search history 

That horrible feature in every search engine that tells everyone who looks at it, what your favorite hentai or porn site is. Extremely classified stuff, Protect it with your life
Normal Guy:"Hey guys, don't look at my search history."
Another Guy:"You don't have a search history...if you know what I mean."

Search Google or type a URL 

When you've been lying on your bed for hours staring at your computer screen and search "Search Google or type a URL"

because you're bored out of your mind
Me: How bored are you?
My Mind: Open a new tab and tell me what you see at the search bar

Me: Search Google or type a URL..?
My Mind: Search that up
Me: Why
My Mind: It's important
Eats bugs in grassy areas. It has to flap its short wings at high speed to stay airborne. When provoked, spearows will attack in flocks, causing great fear in young trainers. Unless they have a pikachu.
OH GOD IT'S A SPEAROW ATTACK
PIKACHU USED THUNDER
Spearow by gstswhore May 25, 2009

what to search 

Well just because you searched that you're obviously bored what did you expect to find?
I'm bored so I'm going to search what to search
what to search by Guy dude 123 April 22, 2017