Keyboard Spaz 

Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.

-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?

Keyboard Spaz by Mitchmich May 6, 2010

Intense spaz freak out 

The time of day where a full on speng tard freaks out and starts violently shaking and dribbling whilst licking a window with passion

Quick help him he’s having an intense spaz freak out

Intense spaz freak out by Dyltard November 13, 2018

Great Spaz Pact 

The Great Spaz Pact of 2004:

Hereby reads: Whichever party makes the opposing party "spaz" is deemed the victor and receives one pie of his/her choice.

Clause 1: The spaz has to happen in the presence of the opposing party.
Clause 2: The spaz must be a direct action from the opposing party.
Clause 3: No third party help can be accepted.
Clause 4: Cheesecake is considered a pie.
Clause 5: If one party falls terribly behind and loses one (1) or more contests the opposing party must show mercy in the form of hints.
Clause 6: This contract stays into effect until both parties deem otherwise.
Clause 7: This contract goes into effect on July 19th 2004.

Jennifer will win the Spaz Pact and claim her victory of a cheesecake, mwahahaha

Great Spaz Pact by Jennifer July 21, 2004

SB - Spaz Bucket 

A Spaz Bucket ranges from a 16 ranch nitros injector to a spoilered camptonos 166 E-range, fueled by spaz spit which can be found on a sweet ride.

SB - Spaz Bucket

(Rhys) - Hey greg did you see that sweet 20 inch caps spaz bucket?

(Greg) - Man that spaz bucket is shit hot!

SB - Spaz Bucket by Rhys June 18, 2006

fart spaz 

one who antagonizes other into fighting by being ridiculously dumb like all my friends

all you fart spazs who think you're great need to step down before the pain is unleashed.

fart spaz by happygoth May 13, 2005

chaz spaz 

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.

Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.

chaz spaz by dylan w March 20, 2008

a spaz 

to give birth to a pink flamboyant purse at a hockey game when a purple flamboyant hockey player jumps the boards and impregnates you

"whoa! i just gave birth to a pink flamboyant purse! looks like i pulled a spaz!"

a spaz by gellyfish April 20, 2005