what is a z sofia?
z sofia (n.) are most commonly found roaming the streets of budapest and/or nearby villages. more often than not, the z sofia will be spotted munching on lángos and blasting dübörög a ház on repeat while simultaneously photographing and classifying every dog variety that passes. a z sofia is a chopstick natural, even the slipperiest of noodles the z sofia handles gracefully. the best way to call a z sofia over is the act of making kissing while patting ones knees, very much like calling a pupper. z sofia's naturally prey on liams who have little defense against z sofias advances. the only known predators of the z sofia are kitchen counters and vodka shots.
z sofia (n.) are most commonly found roaming the streets of budapest and/or nearby villages. more often than not, the z sofia will be spotted munching on lángos and blasting dübörög a ház on repeat while simultaneously photographing and classifying every dog variety that passes. a z sofia is a chopstick natural, even the slipperiest of noodles the z sofia handles gracefully. the best way to call a z sofia over is the act of making kissing while patting ones knees, very much like calling a pupper. z sofia's naturally prey on liams who have little defense against z sofias advances. the only known predators of the z sofia are kitchen counters and vodka shots.
bro 1: fuck dude i woke up cold as shit this morning bc my blankets were gone
bro 2: idiota, u gotta hold on to that shit or a z sofia might take 'em
bro 2: idiota, u gotta hold on to that shit or a z sofia might take 'em
by huszarlany69 June 4, 2018
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There are many types of Sofias and you can tell the difference by their look.
White/Blonde: Beachy girl who's parents spelled her name wrong on the birth certificate. Should have been named Sophia
White/Brunette: Usually popular with a popular boyfriend. She is really loud and makes her opinions obvious. She loves to joke around and always is cracking up with the rest of the crowd.
Tan/Straight hair: A real bitch who loves insulting others then befriending her and bitching to her friends. Ruins peoples relationships and loves to betray others. Drama queen
Tan/Curly: A super sweet girl with a bubbly personality. She is opinionated but never rude about it. She often seems like shes high but she is not insane. Makes a perfect best friend.
White/Blonde: Beachy girl who's parents spelled her name wrong on the birth certificate. Should have been named Sophia
White/Brunette: Usually popular with a popular boyfriend. She is really loud and makes her opinions obvious. She loves to joke around and always is cracking up with the rest of the crowd.
Tan/Straight hair: A real bitch who loves insulting others then befriending her and bitching to her friends. Ruins peoples relationships and loves to betray others. Drama queen
Tan/Curly: A super sweet girl with a bubbly personality. She is opinionated but never rude about it. She often seems like shes high but she is not insane. Makes a perfect best friend.
by G-E-N-I-U-S December 25, 2012
Get the Sofia mug.This name came from the Greek and means wisdom, but it cannot be really applied to that person. I would more describe her as childish, not in bad definition of the word, but more in the way of how she reacts in life. She laughs like a child by almost falling on the floor whenever she laughs, and she is smarter than a child. She is scared of the lion which is eating your face whenever you say a swear word, but there is always the duck who is here to protect her. She is a pretty small blond haired spanish girl who is really flexible. Her only problem is to become easily mad whenever you scare her and asthma does not help her in sports, only thing i can reproach her. In three words she is awesome and really funny. And she loves barcelona even if she is from madrid, i don't get it.
- Where is Sofia ? Did u see her
- Yes i did, She is rolling on the floor laughing
- (Sofia) oh fu...
- Quack quack THE LION
- OH NOO, thank you duck
- Yes i did, She is rolling on the floor laughing
- (Sofia) oh fu...
- Quack quack THE LION
- OH NOO, thank you duck
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