Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011

SoCal Sober

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.

"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."

by life_coach69 May 18, 2016

Sober State

A state that has not legalized marijuana.

The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

Jersey Sober

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.

Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?

Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.

by JerziteOn March 29, 2022

Living-sober

Living-sober is a way of life in which you no longer use, need or benefit from the consumption of drugs and alcohol.

I made the choice to start living-sober.

by EM KING July 21, 2016

oklahoma sober

Beer/Weed only

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”

by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020

Massachusetts Sober

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.

I don't smoke weed I'm Massachusetts sober.

by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022