Uzi Smack 

To smack someone in close range in call of duty or other military themed fps games. Surprise attack in close range often paired with sarcastic or humorous undertones due to surprise random one hit kill.

"Uzi Smack biaaaaaaaatch. Roflssss"

Uzi Smack by Towely Militia May 18, 2008

Smack & Cheese

The act of rubbing your nuts when they are all sweaty and then slapping someone in their face.

Bob: "*snoring*"
Wynston: "Bob is alseep let's give him some Smack & Cheese!!"
Karl: "Omfg it smells like nut queso,*slaps Bob*"
Bob: "You fuckers I was sleeping leave me alone!"

Smack & Cheese by FedInTheA July 14, 2010

Shecky 

A Shecky is the lesser-known sibling of a famous person. They come from the same gene pool, but clearly lack that "something special" to elevate them out of Sheckyhood. Additionally, they are granted singing/acting opportunities strictly based on genetic nepotism (i.e. See Ashlee Simpson).

Ashlee Simpson = Shecky Simpson
Kevin Dillon = Shecky Dillon
Chad Lowe = Shecky Lowe

You get the picture... :)

Shecky by PollyNik September 2, 2005

Phone Smack

When you take out your phone (preferibly a flip phone) and smack a bitch

Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up I am going to phone smack her
Quenten: I'll jack her shit after

Phone Smack by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006

teh secks 

If something is teh secks it is as good as sex.

Leeching mp3z from gbit topsites is teh secks!

teh secks by Tali-Tal January 13, 2005

seck

A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.

There are no examples of isolated secks because, while their existences are mathematically deducible, they are physically unobservable.

seck by Suineder February 5, 2010

Smart Smack 

The word you say whenever you see a Smart Car and follow up with a palm push/hit to a person's body, preferably on the head. It's similar to the idea of a "punch buggy" or "slug bug", but in a newer version.

Person 1: (sees Smart Car passing by) Smart smack!

(palm push to Person 2's forehead)

Person 2: Ah, you got me there! Ouch...

Smart Smack by Faithr April 26, 2010