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Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.
Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!
by SlothSamus December 2, 2019
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Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.
Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏
by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021
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ported stocks

Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.
Racer 1: Hey what’s done to the car?
Racer 2: nothing much, just ported stocks.
by Vr30 king August 14, 2022
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Get Your Socks Washed

An alternative of GYDS. Invented by a few high schoolers in math class when the original GYDS was banned from using.
"OMG Matt and Pat didn't get a detention today!" "OH YEAH, Get your socks washed!
by Skip39 July 6, 2011
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new brunswick soap socks

When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.
on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.
by SEMI327 May 9, 2018
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zooted outta my socks

so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks
bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.
by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019
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Looking for socks

Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
I wasn’t fucking anyone i was just looking for socks.
by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021
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