Sleeve & Leave

When you spill something and try to wipe it with your sleeve before giving up and leaving before you get caught

Graham: bro I was at starbys yesterday and totally biffed drinking my machiatto so I had to pull the ol’ sleeve & leave
Johnny Snakeguns: shut up city boy

by Johnny Thumb-Balls January 21, 2020

Sleeve Urwin

Aussie dialect for a sweatshirt. Named after the true king, Steve Irwin

Get ya Sleeve Urwin on bois

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaye September 4, 2018

Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.

Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.

by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012

Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.

“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”

by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021

curry sleeve

The bane of the South Asian finger food eater, the curry sleeve is a common phenomenon amongst the urban male populace who wear long sleeved shirts and eat their rice and curry by hand. A working man's affliction, the curry sleeve is commonly found in the workplace canteen. Most likely to affect middle management types.

"I need a stronger washing powder to get rid of these curry sleeves".

by Thushara Hettihamu December 22, 2008

Jersey sleeves

Tattoos that begin below the elbows and extend down onto the hands. A quick, cheap way to make everyone think you're covered in tattoos.

I thought that guy was all tatted up until I saw him in the locker room, they were just Jersey sleeves.

by vnjersgn May 20, 2015

thumb sleeve

The act of taking ones thumb, rubbing it between the ball sack or vagina and asshole. Then rubbing said thumb onto upper lip, leaving a residue to be smelt for an extended period of time.

Dennis: Dude! Why did you just put your hand in your pants and rub your lip?
Mac: I gave myself a thumb sleeve, I needed to know what I’m dealing with down there

by The Golden God666 January 12, 2019