by Wouldnt you like to know? November 25, 2003

A skip rat is a beautiful creature that walks in an aloof fashion and wears a wispy mane of hair. A natural forager that is strangely drawn to shiny things and anything that would be considered worthless to normal people.
There is an example of a skip rat who is part of the Grangetown Massive his identity shall remain a secret.
by Hot Beef April 26, 2006

by Mr. Zesty June 6, 2018

When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.
"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."
by bgrah448 April 11, 2009

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Jim: "Are you coming to school man?"
Alex: "Yeah, I'm coming late so I don't have to go to my first class."
Jim: "Oh, so you're late-skipping."
Alex: "Yeah, I'm coming late so I don't have to go to my first class."
Jim: "Oh, so you're late-skipping."
by FalloutAmazed May 12, 2014

What pretty girls who men actually like counter with when they get called “Pick Me” by bitter, fat, lonely, eccentric hair colored feminists.”
You’ll do anything for male attention. You’re such a “pick me.”
You don’t do anything men like that’s why they don’t want you. It’s better to be a pick me and be happy, then to be a “Skip Me” and die alone with your cat and boxed wine.
You don’t do anything men like that’s why they don’t want you. It’s better to be a pick me and be happy, then to be a “Skip Me” and die alone with your cat and boxed wine.
by RedpillRaj November 30, 2022
