sam simmers

1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy

look at you in that grey shirt, you sam simmers you!

by bestever! June 7, 2011

simeon

A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.

Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

simcel

self-imposed celibacy, people who act like someone that no-one would ever want to be with and aren't willing to make any behavioral changes to fix it, but still feel like they should get some

"This guy just spends every day shut into his bedroom, and goes online to bitch about how he can't get laid"

"Classic simcel behavior."

by 4rk August 21, 2018

Simmerverse

Making a universe on the sims 3(not a town, a UNIVERSE!!!)

Smeek:I just made a million sections in my simmerverse!

by chikchikaroo January 5, 2011

Šimetova cura

Stvar koja ne postoji i nikad neće postojati

Imam novca ko i šimetova cura

by Nouby September 25, 2020

Simeon

a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)

girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"

Simeon: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.

by youareamanwhore333 December 19, 2011

simeon herpes

Symptoms of Simeon Herpes: outbreak of swollen, red bumps or plaques (wheals) on the skin that appear suddenly -- either as a result of the body's adverse reaction to stress, or for unknown reasons. Along with a firy temper.
Scratching in public spreads the itchy reaction.
See a doctor and a psychiatrist IMMEDIATELY!!
Anger management program recommended.
Soaking in a warm relaxing bath is not affective.

simeon herpes started in Langara. It is dry itych skin, with red patches from head to toe. Looks like bed bug bites or hives.

by Nurses of Langara College M.D. February 6, 2010