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Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.
by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013
mugGet the Shit shufflemug.

Hulsey Shuffle

Exuberant dance move, used during dispute. Potential rock, paper, scissors replacement?
He busted out the hulsey shuffle and all hell broke loose.

Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!

The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
by JDawggie September 20, 2010
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Arab Shuffle

When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.
That man Arab shuffled into me in the store. What an asshole!
by crackcocainmofo December 13, 2014
mugGet the Arab Shufflemug.

Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010
mugGet the Status Shufflemug.

Alvin Shuffle

When a tall man inserts his penis into his own anal captivity whilst dancing to drake.
I peeked into John's window and saw him doing the Alvin shuffle
by ya boy the average kid June 2, 2022
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Boston Shuffle

When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.
“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter
by Chelvis Presley June 7, 2018
mugGet the Boston Shufflemug.

The Westside Shuffle

What is the west side shuffle you may ask?

Westside shuffle: the act of reckless driving on the westside of Youngstown, Ohio. Typically on the one way, 2 lane roads oakwood (eastbound) and Connecticut ave (westbound) acts of reckless driving or “shufflin” is included (but not limited to) speeding, disobeying stop lights/signals, inoperable merging signals and from time to time a “close call fender bender” or even traveling the incorrect way on the one way routes. typically hood rats and uninsured motorists partake in the “westside shuffle”
“Yo fuck that light homie hit the westside shuffle”
by Switchbladeg3 September 26, 2019
mugGet the The Westside Shufflemug.

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