Sharted

The act of trusting a fart but shitting yourself instead.

I accidentally Sharted last night.

by An intelligent individual REAL October 27, 2022

Sorted

Handled properly and as necessary, giving one what is deserved.

Let's go get that pedo sorted

by Setkhaos84 September 3, 2022

Sharted

The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit

Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted

by Tickle Joe Thompson the 188 September 26, 2022

Sharted

The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit

Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted

by Tickle Joe Thompson the 188 September 26, 2022

Sharted

When you share a bullshit tweet

Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?

by diplomatician October 3, 2022

Sharted

Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..

"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..

by 12speed December 20, 2022

Shorpted

When you want to talk to someone but don't know what to say.

Man, I really want to talk to Claire today but I'm totally shorpted!

by Froast January 22, 2023