Pes Master SHIT!

someone who thinks they are tank at a game (such as CoD) and is actually shit

Jon: Wow, Jamie thinks he's so good at CoD but he just got 4 kills to 23 deaths!
Ayrden: Ahaha, I bet he feels like a right Pes Master Shit!!

by jonjon6 May 9, 2010

Master Shifu

Master Shifu is the greatest being to ever exist. He is the little red panda with the big mustache from Kung Fu Panda. He is out Lord and saviour!

I pray to you Master Shifu, may you rip :(

by Wakawakame he he samanamina !! April 27, 2021

man-shit

Material, activities, or experiences shared between men.
When emotions overtake a man it is most likely as a result of man-shit. Preached by a select few from Central Massachusetts, the term man-shit was first used to define associations between men after it was introduced into the American lexicon by the Bad Boys film series.

"This ain't gay shit, it's man-shit."
"That was a rough day friend, we need some man-shit."

by James December 27, 2005

may god shit in your cereal

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.

Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.

by xorobyngrace December 21, 2007

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Man U shit

When a given sports team or player gets ridiculously preferential treatment from a referee.

Comes from the way English football club Manchester United get obvious preferential treatment from referees in the English Premier League.

"Dude did you see the blown call in that game last night? Total Man U shit"

by Bart Mancuso April 9, 2010

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008