When you take the oldest leftovers you have in your fridge and cram them into a girls asshole, then viciously pound her slop bucket until you release your special sauce and feed it to her afterwards.
by Parikeet March 31, 2020
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by Indyoc November 8, 2022
Get the Fluff Sheasel mug.The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
by J|nn May 5, 2014
Get the Crusty Envelope Sealer mug.The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer
Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.
I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
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