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security lard

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."
by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009
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Security

A state of being which, according to reputable sources, is threatened by The Labour Party. This state applies to our nation, our economy, and your family.
"The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security." - Every Conservative to appear in the media since 12/09/2015
by redmears October 28, 2015
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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homeland security

All actions taken by national, state and local governments, by the private sector, and by individuals to prevent a terrorist attack from happening, to protect a target from being hit, to respond aggressively and appropriately once a target is hit, and to recover after an attack.
The national government spends 30 billion dollars a year on homeland security programs. It spends more than 300 billion on department of defense projects.
by Industry Pincer September 18, 2005
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Serenity Now

World of Warcraft guild.
Asshole Farm.
Current holders of the
"Largest douchebags in a land of douchebags award for excellence in the field of douchebaggery."

Claim to "fame":
1,000 years ago, "raided" an in-game memorial for a real player who had died of a stroke and then made a lame, grainy video to brag about it and generally made asses of themselves on public boards.
Hid behind PvP to justify something done admittedly for cruelty sake.

Have since gone on to do absolutely nothing of interest or significance.

Today: A sad PvP guild of snarky losers with a message board made up of poorly spelled and primarily locked topics. None of which, are flattering to it's members in the least.
While you were all off fighting fifty foot demi-gods who wipe out entire parties in one swing, Serenity Now was laying waste to a small group of players fondly remembering a friend who will no longer be part of their lives
-who barely fought back.
What's next for these titans of war?
Eliminating the ever-looming sheep threat of Elwynn Forest.....(get it? "looming"?)

Serenity Now, where the REAL PvP is.
by Lig Na Baste November 14, 2007
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Serenity

(1) The state of mind where some is calm and placid.

(2) In Yu-Gi-Oh!, Joey's (Jounouchi) blind sister who is born with an eye defect and that is recified by an expensive operation paided for by his brother. Tristan (Honda) and Duke Devlin (Otagi) wants to date or lay her.
(1) Nicholas Abercrombie, the precocious, astute prodigy, express serenity when taking the aptitude test while being surrounding by a myriad of inept students.

(2) Serenity is born with a genetic or congenital defect.
by JoshMiller June 11, 2006
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serenity

serenity is a chemistry between two people. as in h2o a molecule is formed only when the right amount of atoms (and electrons, ions) react with each other.

serenity is the balance of two poles, the male and the female, the yin and the yang, the sun and the moon. it allows healthy breathing and one's conscience of centre as in middle as in self. "with you I am me. I can be the most me I have ever been."
serenity is generosity. interacting with your other pole leads to wishing for their well-being, success, health, opportunity without needing to be the cause or the nurturer. You just let and love.
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"and how on earth is this serenity thing transferable into real life?"
"I don't know. seperate circles and a lot of sex?"
by Krkič April 27, 2019
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