Lemon Scrolling

When a person is reading a fanfiction, but becomes impatient and begins to scroll through quickly looking for the lemon.

Girl 1: Did you read the lemon yet?!?
Girl 2: Not yet!
Girl 1: Start lemon scrolling! The scene is so sexy! Seifer has a panther!

by firefly734 October 23, 2011

Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019

Crawling Butt Lick

A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.

British in origin.

It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.

"You're nothing but a crawling butt lick, Neil!"

by Asura October 26, 2004

screwing rasmis

Any devise that thrusts a screw into metal, wood or plastic.

Dude, can you hand me that screwing rasmis over there?

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

Scranning

To watch television and surf the web simultaneously.

Barb: Get off the couch and get a job!

Sam: Shut it Barb, I'm watching TV and surfin Craigslist.

Mike: Quit scranning and get your bum ass employed!

by Avid scranner July 25, 2011

curb crawling

Generally, to drive slowly in a vehicle.

The band Marillion wrote in the song Blind Curve of album Misplaced Childhood:

I see convoys curb crawling west german autobahns
Trying to pick up a war
They're going to even the score

by ALAVOIE January 22, 2008

Scramming

Going out drinking when everyone else is cramming for an exam or having to work the next day.

That guy was scramming till 6am.

by turbo911 July 2, 2011