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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Score Rape

When someone reveals the score of a sporting event without making sure no one is avoiding the news for the purpose of watching the game at a later date.
Guy 1: I've avoided the internet all day so I wouldn't know the score of the World Cup game.

(Guy 2 walks in)

Guy 2: Can you believe that USA tied England 1-1 today?

Guy 1: Don't score rape me like that, I recorded it so I could watch it tonight.
by Hurricane7410 June 26, 2010
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scoring on an empty net

Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.
After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.
by austin277490 January 18, 2009
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score some hole

When you're trying to stick your D in a V or a BH
Hey buddy, let's go out tonight. I need to score some hole.
by Slappercut master July 15, 2017
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Never-Ended Scores

A song that is always skipped over after listening to it halfway.
Man, I dunno how she got Soulja boy on my mp3, but I'm not too upset about it. They'll just end up being Never-Ended Scores.
by suecra13 August 16, 2009
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