verb
The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his butthole so that it is gay and not gay at the same time.
The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his butthole so that it is gay and not gay at the same time.
by Perseus1405 March 11, 2021
The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his anal cavity making him gay and not gay at the same time
by Mr.Kainn March 11, 2021
A narcissistic argumentarian whose line of reasoning is determined, or emphatically reaffirmed, to have been made as a Devil’s Advocate only after the reception to their argument is heard. Similar to a Schrödinger's Douchebag, a Schrödinger's Advocate will proudly embrace any praise or concessions their argument receives as confirmation of their own superiority, but will be quick to (loudly) remind others that they are "just playing Devil’s Advocate" when their argument is met with poor reception or a logical counter.
Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"
Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"
P1 "Man, what are you even saying?"
P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
P1 "Devil’s Advocate my ass... Schrödinger's Advocate more like..."
P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
P1 "Devil’s Advocate my ass... Schrödinger's Advocate more like..."
by Wuggldy June 14, 2024
A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
by 05-13 November 26, 2024
When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed
Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"
by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Schrödinger's FOMO: Literally meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Säa November 24, 2023
When the author of a love song doesn't say who the song is for (He or She). They often use YOU for reference to whom they sing it for, to hide the reality. Often used by 80s/90s singers.
W: "Last Christmass I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay
by KínaiZsidó January 11, 2021