Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Shloopy Poopy

Decently Shloopy. MEGA poopy.

That is shloopy poopy

by HughMann45 April 28, 2022

sloopervision

Oversight by an experienced person during sailing lessons.

In Arthur Ransome's "Swallows and Amazons" book, all of da children were experienced boat-operators, but since Roger Walker was only seven, he might have still needed at least some sloopervision from his older siblings or one of da Blackett sisters, especially if da weather on da lake was a bit blustery.

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+

I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.

by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022

Slooped

When something is slanted down

Dang your eyes looked slooped

by Devnnot July 17, 2022

Sploop

When sperm blood and poop mix and make a light pink creamy paste that brother fucking whores fiend for when their high on seamen thay swallow from blowing their boy friends brother

What's that pink stuff all over Courtney's face.
That's sploop from her fucking all her boyfriends brothers it's a mix of sperm blood and poop she can't get enough of it

by Bj from the block July 20, 2022

Sploop

Sperm blood and poop

She was sent home in a diaper with sploop dripping out her ass

by Sean Leslie garnet collins August 20, 2022