Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

smashed bigfoot

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer

Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off

by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010

Slashed

To destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a competition.

Dude, I just slashed you in arm wrestling.

by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017

half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.

"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "

by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016

Seshed

When a person has a long enough sesh, they start to feel ultra-relaxed, or seshed.

See warped.

Oh man, I'm so seshed!

by Derek C. March 14, 2005

sasted

to taste salty or to be too salty for ones appetite

eg this quorn tastes a bit sastey, dont put too much salt in the food or it will be sasted

by simon athersmith June 9, 2005

Smashed

To have lost balance and fallen over due to the intentional actions of another pushing you over.

"Whoah, Nick just got smashed by JP - but that's OK, because he is 2 thirds of the problem."

by Mr Wriggley August 28, 2006