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Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

salmon sniffer 

Guys who like to smell dirty, bacteria infested vagina.
Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!

Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
salmon sniffer by Mimiko January 1, 2018

salmon cavern 

Alice: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Chad: Ain't gonna be putting my wood in that Salmon Cavern tonight.
salmon cavern by athh96@! January 23, 2018

Salmon Sandwich 

A salmon sandwich is a fermented decadent dish created by Australian restaurant empire - One Corbeau.

It consists of multigrain bread, several flakes of pink salmon flesh with flakes of green cheese and a homemade mayonnaise formed of a sticky white substance.
Hi Peter, I found your salmon sandwich in the bin, mind if I give it a go?
Salmon Sandwich by Dover661 November 22, 2018

Salmon Run 

Salmon run is a delicious serious of shots being in this order. Tequilia, Clamato juice (some people say V8 but why would it have the name salmon in it that just doesnt make sense) and then finally orange juice or pineapple.
Let's get Dirty Mike and the boys together and do some delicious Salmon Runs.
Salmon Run by Eteyos May 30, 2019

Salmon Helmet 

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...