Flaky Salmon

An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.

It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.

Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?

Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!

Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '

Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA

Tito: .....

Doug: .....

Tito: .....

by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018

Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.

“Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*

by Gelatinous October 13, 2018

salmon breath

when she toppin' her man good and the cum in her mouth makes her breath stank, so after her breath smell bad cause' she gave head

yo I gave your mom salmon breath

by gamergirl564 December 19, 2018

salmon lips

An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.

Look how stupid that salmon lipped bastards 1/4 socks look. #notacop #salmon lips

by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022

salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.

Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”

by 9tea December 1, 2021

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.

"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"

by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009