Dump Salad

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol

Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"

by Norman F. Crabtree May 30, 2012

Salad candy

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.

Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.

by bobo76 December 1, 2014

salad jockey

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.

Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey

by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018

Curly Salad

Is a bung hole surrounded by many curly anal pubic hairs. With this it is called a "curly" salad with the curlies being the topping of the salad.

I.E. "Would you like some anal foreplay? I thoroughly find pleasure in tossing curly salad."

"Hey Dave last night I tried preforming oral sex on Lisa's butthole but it was really hairy; I guess you could call that a "Curly Salad"!

by Curley Anderson March 14, 2015

dirty salad

It’s weed. Mainly the youths say this. But yeah it’s just weed.

I had some of that dirty salad earlier.

by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020

booty salad

Originally from a game called Borderlands: Pre-Sequel, this stands for when multiple sensations or actions go on at once.

ME- My butt is wet, numb, and I have a wedgie. I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now, hold up.

by Poke-chan May 20, 2016

cob salad

An orgy of multiple old women.
*must be 65 and up

Damn, I wanna be in that cob salad. There isn't very much room in this cob salad.

by THEBESTWORDS69 November 25, 2016