cost savings

Money saved through acting like a cheapskate. Typically, the phrase "cost savings" is used to justify the action.

Leah: "Let's order a pizza in and get a bottle of wine"
Matthew: "Let's make a delissio pizza and get tetra-packed wine. Cost savings."
Leah: "Loving the cost savings"

by mbryan December 1, 2009

Enhanced shaving

Use of decapitation in the name of national security.

The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.

by mr_dressup November 30, 2010

World-Saving

(Adj.) So amazingly awesome it has the potential to save the world from an alien invasion.

"Damn, Rob's scrambled eggs are so good they're World-Saving!"

by MovinLikeBernie88 January 7, 2012

scoo savings

Another name for semen

"Awe shit! I got scoo savings all over the tub"

by Leethedog March 30, 2017

Anal Shavings

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.

I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !

by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017

daylight savings depression

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.

I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.

by xDrewB April 20, 2018

Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 11, 2018