hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 03, 2006

Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017

Mega Shlong

A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.

My Mega Shlong is an old lady

by ..............l.l.ll.l April 25, 2022

Long shlong

You say it to someone as a complement

You have a long shlong

by Electric circuit March 18, 2021

long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN

that niggas got a long shlong

by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021

Long shlong

When the shlong is long

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong

by Jigglytits May 14, 2021

long shlong

LONG PENIS or hot dog

that man had a long shlong

by im someone October 29, 2020